Fjord Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.