Fjord Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Vike Jokes More Vike Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.