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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Vike Jokes More Vike Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.