What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!