What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human