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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*