What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.