What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.