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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body