What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!