What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.