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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)