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What did the salt say to the pepper?

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.