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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)