What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!