What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.