What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Previous Random Joke Next

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.