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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face