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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face