How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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I dont know and I dont care.

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They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Because pepper makes them sneeze

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They always get jalapeno business!

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When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.