How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Jalapeno Face Jokes More Jalapeno Face Jokes

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.