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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the highest number in the world?

420

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!