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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!