What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".