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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

What's the highest number in the world?

420

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.