What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.