It wears an aqua-fur.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Unemployed.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Jesus in a submarine.
Crossfit
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Paddy O'Furniture
Because he stays low key
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Jockey straps.
They need space.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Nah, I must stay.
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Nah Imma stay
They do Yoda.
Your ears stay warmer.
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
To stay under cover
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
He Was Snowed In(Snowden))
Camal-Flage
Nah. I'ma stay.
Patio Furniture
Horseradish
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful
They exorcise.
Bubblegum
Swarm.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
They exchange cell numbers.
Stay out of parms way.
He has rust issues.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!
He's still there.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
Patty O'Furniture
You stay here, I'll go on a head
Stay
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
You stay here, I'll go on ahead....
A flea's blanket.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
Patty O'Furniture.
Edward Snowed-in!
They like to stay anony-moose
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
In the bridle suite!
They climate.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
The L'Hyatt
An un-in.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
He works on a cold case.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
Feyonc
Inxs
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Meet Patty
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
St. Petri Dish.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
A school shooter
