It wears an aqua-fur.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Unemployed.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Jesus in a submarine.
Crossfit
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he stays low key
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Jockey straps.
They need space.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Nah, I must stay.
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Nah Imma stay
They do Yoda.
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
To stay under cover.
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
He Was Snowed In(Snowden))
Camal-Flage
Nah. I'ma stay.
Horseradish
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful
They exorcise.
Bubblegum
Swarm.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
They exchange cell numbers.
Stay out of parms way.
He has rust issues.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
He's still there.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
Patty O'Furniture
You stay here, I'll go on a head
Stay
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
You stay here, I'll go on ahead....
A flea's blanket.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
Edward Snowed-in!
They like to stay anony-moose
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
In the bridle suite!
They climate.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
The L'Hyatt
An un-in.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
He works on a cold case.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
They pray on the weak.
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Stamp
Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
They like to stay low-key.
The HYATT!!
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
They weren't hiring.
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
420
A mis-steak.
Burnt steak.
We still have drugs!
To get to the other side.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
Namaste.
Oh shoot, I forgot...
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.