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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.