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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.