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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.