What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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They always egg-cercise!

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Because they philos all the time!

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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She went out with the tide.

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog