What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.