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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train