What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...