Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it