Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli