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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you