Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times