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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade