What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!