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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!