Scientologist Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!