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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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A scientologist.

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Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.