What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.