What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.