How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.