How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet