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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.