How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet