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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset