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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet