How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Start out with a large fortune.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.