How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet