Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.