Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Cantaloupe

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Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Because they are planted in the spring!

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One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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I cantaloupe.

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They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Because they, like, can't even deal.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset