Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.