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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Theirs Jokes More Theirs Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.