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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet