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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.