What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.