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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.