What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc