What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.