What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor