What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.