What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure