What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.