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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.