How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.