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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono