Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.