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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!