Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.