Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.