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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.