Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas