Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.