Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Integrate Jokes More Integrate Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

Phone Number Jokes More Phone Number Jokes

What is the loneliest number?

My phone number, call me please!

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus