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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.