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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.