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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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My you're looking "acute" today.

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That.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.