What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

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What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?

Donut seeds.

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.