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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Cheerio Jokes More Cheerio Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

Fruit Loop Jokes More Fruit Loop Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game