What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game