What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.