What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.