What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

Cheerio Jokes More Cheerio Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

Fruit Loop Jokes More Fruit Loop Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game