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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game