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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Who's there! Clay! Clay who?

Clay on Sam!

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game