Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game