Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
I don't care. You pick
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
A polite bulb.
Because money talks.
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
Turn the barstool upside down.
A riveting tale.
The library, because it has the most stories.
