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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.