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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.