What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.