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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.