What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.