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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.