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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.