What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.