Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?