Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.