Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!