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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)