Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What joke?

Exactly".

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.