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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot