Because she had a pun in the oven!
A play on warts
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
They're both tearable.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
