Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.