What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the main ingredient in mana potions?

Caster sugar.

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin