How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the