How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.