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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.