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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.