How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.