How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Previous Random Joke Next

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Calm Jokes More Calm Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.