How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.