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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.