What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.