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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.