Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun