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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.