Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.