Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.