Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.