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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.