What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.