What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)