What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

Fillet of soul