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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul