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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!