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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Car Salesman Jokes More Car Salesman Jokes

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!