What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.