What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!