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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!