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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Car Salesman Jokes More Car Salesman Jokes

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!