What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.