What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.