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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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You're sure to get a little head

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6