They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Me: You mean after I die, right
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Follow the power cord.
Disney Movies still touch kids
Disney movies can still touch children.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Nothing. They are free of charge!
Free of charge, of course.
The pharmacy.
The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Better like this... or better like this
