Little Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)