They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
He fiddled up a little kid.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Nice doing business with you!
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Being 5 foot 6
Thanks for the gold!
Because he's Haydn!
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Ned Flanders
I Juan to break free
Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?
