They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
He fiddled up a little kid.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
To stop it from falling out.
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Scissor me timbers!
Holding their hands up
I think we're in sink.
The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
No one knows.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Number Munchers!
Chowasaki. - Pat H.
Because jokes aren't apparent.
They're both easily spread.