Little Kid Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.