Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Tanks for the memories"!
In their sleevies
He got stuck in a jam.
In an apricot.
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Cross Country.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
A Baboom!
Macaque
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
They've already told you.
