They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
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My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Nothing
After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
A little get together
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A Pedrophile
With closed eyes.
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A marriage certificate.
He turns off the PlayStation.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
When the big hand touches the little hand.
