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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.