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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!