A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Santa stops after three ho's.
My Mexican neighbor
A burrrrrrito.
Steer clear
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
I feel positively charged!
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
A saucer-er!
On his flying saucer.
