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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.