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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.