What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.