Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
A white man makes it to prison.
I've never been in a submarine.
A zoombie.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Because he found his honey.
