What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)