Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.
I don't know but I can look it up for you.
They think, therefore they arrrr
Okra Gangnam Style
Bang! (!)
A hippiepotamus
It didn't Fett.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
You stay here, I'll go on ahead....