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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap