What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs