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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!