What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics