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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.