Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Who won the race?

Society.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.