Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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