March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Previous Random Joke Next
Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes