Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes