Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

So I punched him in the head.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.