Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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I see my ex came by.

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Pope corn!

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.