What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.