Ryan Lochte Jokes

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.