Ryan Lochte Jokes

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Dancing Star Jokes More Dancing Star Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*