Ryan Lochte Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.