Ryan Lochte Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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Having two legs

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Having legs.

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Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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With dog diskettes!

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

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Why are all blacks fast?

The slow ones are in jail.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)