How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

Sperm Bank Jokes More Sperm Bank Jokes

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.