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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.