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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)