What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.