A spider
A spider!
He's a web developer.
Nobody ever compliments our back end
Because they heard he's a web developer
A dia-beetle
You're not owld enough.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
So he could live in peas and hominy.
He lives on a street with no name.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
You break it up.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Coup.
Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.
An octobrave. I'm sorry.
Let's be avenue.'