A spider
A spider!
He's a web developer.
Because they heard he's a web developer.
A Meringue - a - tan.
On the road to Extinction.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
That was dill!
No, YOU the bomb.
Web Development.
Web development
Because it had good connections!
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.