Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

System Jokes More System Jokes

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.