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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?