What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss