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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner