Da Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Hoodie Jokes More Hoodie Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Rash Jokes More Rash Jokes

What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!