Da Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Willem Dafoe Jokes More Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Khakis Jokes More Khakis Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss