You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
A Hoodie.
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
Well, the movie ended so
Because it was PG
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
HOOO did that!
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
It was da-press-in.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
HR Department.
Rash*
Leonardo Da Itchy
Homeless.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
