Da Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Rash Jokes More Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!