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Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Salvador Dali Jokes More Salvador Dali Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Skin Colour Jokes More Skin Colour Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.