Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Salvador Dali Jokes More Salvador Dali Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.