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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.