What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard.