What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence