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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles