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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!