What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

E Jokes More E Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.